My dear Hamish

My thanks for your kind and patient reply.

I had no idea that so many people asked you that so often. It really is nice to have conversation with a guy like you.

My kilt outfit (rental, sigh) is on its way and should be here by Monday.

My only redeeming feature will be that I am planning on having family portraits taken while we have them.

Thanks again for your patience to a new, poor clergyman.

By the way, just out of curiousity, do you have a Robertson kilt?