Shame on you!!, repeat after me, " I will not go out of kilter again" ten times!
Did you feel restricted in a certain place? somewhat cramped?

In the same way a trip overseas helps me appreciate home, an occasional flirt with trousers helps one appreciate the joys of the kilt and brings true repentance to the soul, promising never to found in posession of trousers again! :-D

time for bed, methinks.