I love pipes too, especially the uillean variety, but **aaaargh**.

I had that question four times the other day and after a while it wears thin.

If I see someone wearing a baret I don't ask him where his brie and wine are. If I see someone wearing a turban I don't ask them where their scimitar is. If I see someone wearing knickers I don't ask them where their golf clubs are.

I know folks are just trying to be friendly and they mean noharm. Getting asked about your bagpipes is a lot better than being harrassed about the kilt, but folks out there, give it a rest, already.

OK, 'nuff ranting.