Quote Originally Posted by motorman4life
I have a few friends that call my kilts skirts in a mocking way... maybe trying to get a "rise" out of me. Like I've said here before, my usual response is "If it really turns you on, you can call it a skirt... otherwise, it's a kilt." That usually stops the comments, at least for that day. Some seem to expect that response and have stopped calling it a skirt or have stopped even acknowledging it, particularly if they feel they will get ribbed by others for my insinuating response.
That's pretty good, Motorman! When I get the "hey, nice skirt" comment, I usually just smile and say, "Thank you. A lot of people call this a 'kilt', but I wouldn't expect you to know that." That usually gets them going! "Hey, I know what a kilt is! I'm not dumb!"

Guess what? Then next time, they generally call it a kilt right away!