That reminds me of an old children's book - which would never pass by today's PC standards - about a boy named Riki Tiki Tambo No So Rambo Chari Bariuchi Pit Beri Pambo. Poor Riki Tiki Tambo No So Rambo Chari Bariuchi Pit Beri Pambo fell into a well, and his brother tried to get help. But his name was so long that by the time he told people, "Riki Tiki Tambo No So Rambo Chari Bariuchi Pit Beri Pambo has fallen into a well!" it was too late to save him.

Andrew.