It's amazing how this affliction affects some men, but not others. I never saw myself wearing kilts. When UKs first came out, I thought that they were a cool idea, but not for me. This summer I tried one on and WHAM! I was bitten. That was July 10, 2005. Now I own three UKs, a SWK an AK and a homemade kilt. I have a PK on order - it's been 5 weeks, should be here soon - and just ordered a SWK in Black Stewart. I now own 9 pair of kilt hose.

I used to buy 15 pair of khakis a year and wear them out, now I own two pair for backup. (Kilted since early August)

I find myself standing in my closet some mornings trying to decide which hose goes with what shirt and will that look best with my black or khaki Mocker?

On top of that, I got my first sporran yesterday and I won a bid for a set of practice pipes on eBay.

Whatever this affliction is, it infects you quickly and there's no hope of recovery. "Hi, my name is Dale and I'm a kilt wearer" (no offense to friends of Bill W).


Dale