Hey, you guys don't hassle me much.
Last night at dinner a drunken guy asks me, "Hey, what's with the shorts??"
I very firmly and politely told him, "Its a KILT..." Later he thanked me for not punching him....that was weird...he was afraid of a 61yo guy in a kilt...
This morning at breakfast my 5 year old grand daughter says, "Granddaddy, you wore the same skirt yesterday." I told her, "Its called a kilt honey."... wore it two days in a row since her mother, my lovely daughter, woke me up out of sound sleep and said the kids needed breakfast "now"....
Sometimes the ******** detector feature of my kilts makes me feel like I'm being pecked to death by chickens...
No, my granddaughter's not an ********...she's only five. The drunk at the restaurant was an ******** though...
Being the only kilted one in town this place is a respite, and a place to recharge and refuel with support an determination.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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