Beer humour.

[JackK]

Fine jokes, then beer is fine even in jokes

Never thought much of Bud or Miller, and now since drinking at the local micro brewery I'd much rather have that Coke too.

Jack

[Andrew Breecher]

An Irishman went into the local pub and ordered three pints of Guinness. When he got them, he carried them over to a table by himself, and drank them one at a time.

This went on for several weeks, until one day the publican asked, "Why do you order three pints at a time for yourself? I'm happy to pour them as you go, and the beer will be better at the third pint."

"Ah," the man replied. "My two brothers moved to America, so when I drink the three pints, it's as if we're drinking together."

The publican thought this was a fine idea, and life went on as before for many months. One day the man came in and only ordered two pints, carrying them to his table as before. The publican waited a few minutes, and approached the man, "I'd like to offer my condolences."

"What do you mean?"

"I assumed that, since you only ordered two pints, one of your brothers had passed away."

"Oh no!" replied the man. "I've just quit drinking!"