First skirt comment

[Kilted Gunfighter]

The "S" word.... I have only had it thrown in my direction a few times, and I've handled it differently each time.

At Best Buy a woman hissed at me: "Why are you wearing a...SKIRT? (empahsis hers)"

I replied: Oh, because my balls are so large they won't fit in trousers. (Please pardon the vulgarity).

She went away in a huff.

Another time I had a woman say how much she loved my skirt ( I was wearing a Olive Drab Utilikilt) and I said: "Thanks, this is one of my favorite kilts" She immediately apologized and said she didn't mean to be disparaging, but she just couldn't find the right word. No biggie, I understood where she was coming from, given her big smile and the fact that she kept touching me (which I REALLY hate).

I guess you just have to know where people are coming from at times. Sometimes the best response is: "thanks"