I don't know if any of you others have copped this question...

The former lead singer of my band got asked the following when kilted at a gig:

"So, what school did you go to?" (Referring, of course, to the fact that lots of girls' school uniforms include tartan skirts)

The guy who asked was having a very good-hearted chuckle and he meant the comment as an ice-breaker rather than a full-on jibe. My mate saw the funny side of it and ended up having a beer with the guy.

Regards,

troy