That reminds me of a white water rafting trip a few years before I got injured at work.
We used to go white water rafting on the New River every summer with friends. We'd go and camp over Friday night, raft all day Saturday, camp Saturday night and return to DC on Sunday. That year a friend of mine from Yale was with us. She was studying psychology at the University of Maryland as a grad student. She specialized in women's abuse issues and is definitely a feminist. Well, across the driveway from the camp ground run by the rafting company is a rural bar and grill which we always go to for drinks. That night Marge was still getting her tent set up up so she said she'd meet us at the bar. Well, when we got to the bar my spouse Nopadon (who always enjoys teasing Marge) told the locals that we had a stripper coming named Marge.

When Marge walked in we called out to her "Hey Marge, you're finally here!"
Well that got the rest of the bar yelling "YEAY - MARGE IS HERE!"
Well she walks in and has no clue what's going on. Even better she comes over the our table and instead of sitting down leans against a support poll for the roof and asks if we're ready for her! That just get's the place really roaring.
We finally let her in on the joke after a few drinks and she actually agreed to it! But only if I agreed to strip with her. I was in excellent shape at the time so I said sure. Well the guys gave her money to take it off, and me money to leave it on!
Of course the next day she couldn't believe what she'd done or that in the end she went back to her tent with the phone number of the WAITRESS!!!!

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