Gentlemen, gentlemen....

I saw her coming, arm in arm with a girlfriend from 200 feet away and paid no heed. Then I looked again....75 feet away. My, that's a nice kilt skirt...THEN I looked again at the young lady and went into coronary arrythmia.

But gentlemen, ma 'mama raised me right. I did my ogling BEHIND her and when she turned around after paying for her coffee, all my parts were in civilized order. Honest.

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