Lunch with the Mayor

[David Thornton]

Glen, I had no idea you were among the homeless, and with a computer no less.

lcjones, where in Kentucky?

David

[Angus MacSpey]

End homelessness! End homelessness!

Methinks Hizzoner has been guzzling a few too many of his Wynkoop beers.

I happen to be in a business where I'm privy to certain information - namely, that evictions and foreclosures are going through the roof for at least the next three years. There will, I assure you, be more homeless people.

Now, the bums and winos on the street corners and freeway offramps are a different story. The simplest solution would be to round them up and bus them to San Francisco where they'll be welcomed with open arms and free government money. And lest anyone think me mean-spirited, consider that Detroit is holding Super Bowl parties for their "homeless." Clue: it's to keep the "homeless" off the streets while tourists are in town.

Pass that along to the Governor when you have lunch with him, would ya, GMan? :-o I wouldn't give too much credit to the kilt for blending in, though. I'm guessing such a crowd sees far more oddities on the 16th Street Mall on a daily basis. In fact, I bet some of them ARE the 16th Street oddities. Congrats on being odd... and normal. Yeah. I think that's how it goes....!