Wearing such a garment-there are always new and exciting adventures-but they are rare.

With my new Highland Granite-new and still stiff-when out with herself I managed to sit on the pleats-so those at the back were heading towards my waist instead of the ground.

It being new and scratchy I was wearing the JD underkilt-anyway herself was delighted: and had much fun making suggestions as to lace petticoats-frilly knickers and the like.

I buried her yesterday.

On occasion things will go wrong, be it a high wind or a slight lack of care-it happens: there is only one answer-enjoy the joke and join in the laughter.

James