Here is a sampling of actual quips I've recieved had over the past few years along with some answers that worked.
Quip - What's up with the skirt?
Retort - What's up with the bad haircut?
Quip - Where's your bagpipes?
Retort - Same place as yours. (To a man)
- Same place as your fathers' (to a woman)
Quip - So are you gay or what?
Retort - Sorry... You'll have to look elsewhere!
Quip - Nice skirt!
Retort - It should be for $500.
Quip - Are you scotch?
Retort - No but I drank some last night!
Quip - Are you a "true Scot"?
Retort - Is there any other kind?
Quip - Are you playing bagpipes today?
Retort - No, but I'm playing poker later!
Quip - Did you lose a bet?
Retort - I won... the loser has to wear jeans!
There's a few others I can't remember at the moment. I find that most quips are pretty stupid and mostly confined to the "skirt - bagpipe" group. Easily demolished.
"Satori" is one of the buddist terms for enlightenment. At least that's what I grok....
The whiskey in "Lost in Translation" was Santori.
Last edited by Zardoz; 21st January 06 at 08:51 PM.
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