X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.
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21st January 06, 10:14 AM
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Quips
Where's your bagpipes ?
--Under my kilt.
Nice skirt.
--Do you know why they call it a kilt?
--Because that's what happened to the last person
--to call it a skirt.
Are you Scottish?
--All the best parts are...
(this usually leave the questioner puzzled whilst I make my escape...)
And my personal favorite:
Why are you wearing a kilt?
--I needed the room.
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21st January 06, 11:18 AM
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Woman: What's are you wearing under there?
Me: Good girls ask, bad girls find out.
Man: Hey! What's under the skirt?
Me: An ******* detector - it's working!
Andrew.
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