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    Talking Quips

    Where's your bagpipes ?
    --Under my kilt.

    Nice skirt.
    --Do you know why they call it a kilt?
    --Because that's what happened to the last person
    --to call it a skirt.

    Are you Scottish?
    --All the best parts are...
    (this usually leave the questioner puzzled whilst I make my escape...)

    And my personal favorite:
    Why are you wearing a kilt?
    --I needed the room.

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    Woman: What's are you wearing under there?
    Me: Good girls ask, bad girls find out.

    Man: Hey! What's under the skirt?
    Me: An ******* detector - it's working!

    Andrew.

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