I confess it...I wear a schmipp

[Moosehead]

Seems, Alan, that you have much too much time on your hands.

[davedove]

I'll have you know I have ancestors who were proud Gaotruct warriors and take great pride in wearing my ancestral garment, the schmipp. All of these so called modern schmipps are poor imitations of a proud garment, and are never worn by true Gaotructmen.;)

This is great Alan.

Dave ... I just have to get a schmipp in my family fumbwutt.

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Methinks Alan had a wee dram too many late last night and started waxing poetical!

Funny post Alan!

[cavscout]

What's that wobblysack that hangs in front of the schmipp? Point well, made Alan

[UmAnOnion]

Am i the only one here who, on first glance, thought Alan was making a strange reference to one of the more obscure Three Stooges...??? ??:

[GlassMan]

But you forgot about the necessary gerschmuppenvershlaghosterhausen!

[Ranald]

Not sure how serious this post is but it lost me within the first few lines!!
And I agree Alan has too much time on his hands.

[furrycelt]

My mom's mom's sister's aunt's maternal-grandmother's step-dad's cousin, was a duck feeder. Does this mean I can wear a schmipp? ...the traditional schmipp, I mean, I already wear a utilischmipp.

How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?

-ian

[Kilteado]

How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?

Gentlemen, here's the birth of a parallel universe.

[NewKilt]

Originally posted by

Riverkilt

P.S. I'm thinking of using a rubber mallet to duplicate the force of my bum to drive the duck goo well into the fabric. Might not take on the same hue without that extra force.

This also increases the weight of the schmipp, so that the queets stay down better during high winds.

Darrell