I confess it...I wear a schmipp

**furrycelt** · 24th January 06, 08:26 AM

My mom's mom's sister's aunt's maternal-grandmother's step-dad's cousin, was a duck feeder. Does this mean I can wear a schmipp? ...the traditional schmipp, I mean, I already wear a utilischmipp.

How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?

-ian

**Kilteado** · 24th January 06, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by furrycelt

How come you don't post over at QMarksTheGaot.com?

Gentlemen, here's the birth of a parallel universe.

**davedove** · 24th January 06, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Kilteado

Gentlemen, here's the birth of a parallel universe.

Just wait until the Schmippies publish the English to Gaotruct dictionary!

**NewKilt** · 24th January 06, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by

Riverkilt

P.S. I'm thinking of using a rubber mallet to duplicate the force of my bum to drive the duck goo well into the fabric. Might not take on the same hue without that extra force.

This also increases the weight of the schmipp, so that the queets stay down better during high winds.

Darrell