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26th January 06, 09:41 AM
#1
 Originally Posted by GlassMan
That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!! 
Thanks for the lovely visual there GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
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26th January 06, 11:27 AM
#2
I have to remind my 9yo to close the barn door everyday.
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26th January 06, 09:53 PM
#3
 Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
Thanks for the lovely visual there  GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!

You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)
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26th January 06, 10:05 PM
#4
 Originally Posted by GlassMan
You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)
Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:
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26th January 06, 10:21 PM
#5
Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?
OK I'll zip it right now.
Glen McGuire
A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
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26th January 06, 11:20 PM
#6
zipper we don't need no stinkin' zipper
 Originally Posted by GMan
Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?
OK I'll zip it right now.
At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?
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27th January 06, 04:38 AM
#7
 Originally Posted by michael steinrok
At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?
its a thing with lotsa teeth that is known to make sheep nervous all around the world....
 Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:
DAMMIT - now i have ths stupid song "BLUE MOON" stuck in my head - playing over & over & over...
"Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon..."
Last edited by UmAnOnion; 27th January 06 at 04:41 AM.
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
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27th January 06, 07:49 AM
#8
 Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
its a thing with lotsa teeth that is known to make sheep nervous all around the world....

Anything with lotsa teeth in that area of my anatomy sure makes me nervous...
Mike
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27th January 06, 08:06 AM
#9
 Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
DAMMIT - now i have ths stupid song "BLUE MOON" stuck in my head - playing over & over & over...
And now, thanks to you, SO DO I! ;)
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27th January 06, 05:47 AM
#10
 Originally Posted by michael steinrok
At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?
As no-one else seems to know, allow me to explain. A zipper, or fly, is the zip fastening on a pair of men's trousers (remember those?), or pants as they are known in the USA.
Whoever said we had a common language!!
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