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    Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan
    That is true, but if you flip your kilt up and tuck it into your waist band so that you can sit on a toilet without having it sit in all the filth left by previous users, just remember to let it back down before rejoining everyone else at your restaurant table!!!!

    Thanks for the lovely visual there GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!

    ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
    WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
    “I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."

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    I have to remind my 9yo to close the barn door everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
    Thanks for the lovely visual there GlassMan - so much for my appetite for lunch!!!


    You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan
    You mean you don't want to eat by the light of a "full moon?" ;)
    Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:

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    Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?

    OK I'll zip it right now.
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    Exclamation zipper we don't need no stinkin' zipper

    Quote Originally Posted by GMan
    Let me see if I get this thread correct, we are embarassed because we are eating by the light of a full blue moon and we have a fly on our kilt?

    OK I'll zip it right now.
    At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael steinrok
    At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?

    its a thing with lotsa teeth that is known to make sheep nervous all around the world....

    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
    Since it's winter, wouldn't that be a Blue Moon? :grin:
    DAMMIT - now i have ths stupid song "BLUE MOON" stuck in my head - playing over & over & over...

    "Blue Moon
    You saw me standing alone
    Without a dream in my heart
    Without a love of my own
    Blue Moon..."
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    ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
    its a thing with lotsa teeth that is known to make sheep nervous all around the world....


    Anything with lotsa teeth in that area of my anatomy sure makes me nervous...

    Mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by UmAnOnion
    DAMMIT - now i have ths stupid song "BLUE MOON" stuck in my head - playing over & over & over...
    And now, thanks to you, SO DO I! ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael steinrok
    At the risk of repeating someone else what's a zipper?
    As no-one else seems to know, allow me to explain. A zipper, or fly, is the zip fastening on a pair of men's trousers (remember those?), or pants as they are known in the USA.

    Whoever said we had a common language!!

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