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    Keep in mind...a lame remark always comes from someone who is narrow minded...says more about them. To be ignored, or just look them straight in the eyes...not too long...waste of time and energy.

    Today I went to work on my day off, because some waitresses didn't seen me kilted...they asked me to drop by to show it.

    My boss (he's an *******....sexist, racist, xenofobic, narrow minded...and pathetic in general) started to make funny remarks...I just gave him the "you are dirt" look. The waitresses on the other hand...they loved it..."sexy!", "manly!", "cool!" and so on, and so on....

    :mrgreen:

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    Great lines and great story. Sounds like you have the wit and confidence to wear the kilt and not let anybody's comments get under your skin.
    The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    My boss (he's an *******....sexist, racist, xenofobic, narrow minded...and pathetic in general)
    Geez, are you sure didn't miss anything? What a drag. Maybe you need a better job?

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    **Off Topic**

    Quote Originally Posted by mudd
    ... Maybe you need a better job?
    Working on it... :mrgreen:

    **On Topic**

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    **Off Topic**



    Working on it... :mrgreen:

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    As am I....definitely one a bit more "kilt" friendly....

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    Depending on how brave you are feeling.....

    Q. "Where are your bagpipes?"

    A. "Under my kilt....want to see them?"

    macG

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    Quote Originally Posted by macgreggor
    Depending on how brave you are feeling.....

    Q. "Where are your bagpipes?"

    A. "Under my kilt....want to see them?"

    macG
    WAs out with a buncha friends - all kilted - last week and some passing joker hit us with that question. "UNDER MY KILT" came out in unison from at least 2 of us & scared said joker into silence...

    the rest of the crew laughed themselves silly. :grin:
    ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
    WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
    “I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."

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    646guy! I liked your response to the woman who passed by you.

    One response to the "Where's the bagpipe(s)?) question is to say, "In the usual place."

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