Quote Hamish:

On 15th May 1999, I wore trousers for the very last time and now, with 59 kilts to my name, I don't own any at all!!

Ham, to paraphrase a character in a popular American TV show (Adrian Monk), you are going to have to get another kilt, or get rid of one. Fifty-nine just isn't even. To explain this, since you probably haven't seen the show, Monk is an obcessive compulsive detective. Everything has to be even, his foods on a plate can't touch, and he does things like touching each utility pole or each parking meter as he passes by.