Quote Originally Posted by 646guy
Very nice...

Now which one of you have the pins? And what are your exact street addresses?

And when will you not be home....
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A burglar breaks into a house real late on night and as he is sneaking around the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice that loudly says "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

The burglar, thinking he has been caught, stops in his tracks.

Silence.

So he starts looking through the house again when suddenly he hears, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

Again the burglar stops in his tracks.

After a few minutes he hears nothing, so he starts moving around again, and as before, hears "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!".

This time he hunts for the voice and finds a parrot sitting on a perch.

The burglar askes the parrot if he said that and the parrot said "YES".

The burglar laughs and says "so, whats your name birdie?", and the Parrot replies "CLARENCE".

The burglar laughs even more and says, "What kind of idiot would name a Parrot "Clarence"?

The parrot replies "THE SAME IDIOT THAT NAMED THE ROTTWEILLER "JESUS".