Toast to the lassies

**Cawdorian** · 17th February 06, 07:08 AM

Hey, I like that one, thanks for a good laugh

**ByDand** · 17th February 06, 07:45 AM

Graham, That's a keeper.

If your wife doesn't like that one, perhaps she'll change her mind if you tell her you are doing Burns' Epitaph called "On a Henpecked Squire" done in 1784.

As father Adam first was fool'd,
(A case that's still too common,)
Here lies a man a woman ruled,
The devil ruled the woman.

I did this one once at a Burns Night and all the men enjoyed it, the ladies for some reason didn't see the humor.

**cavscout** · 17th February 06, 08:02 AM

I'm not suggesting this by any means, but it's a decent toast from high school..

To the heat of the night...
Not to the heat that burns down shanty's
But to the heat that pulls down panties.

**Southern Breeze** · 17th February 06, 08:10 AM

Thanks for the laugh!

**Mike n NC** · 17th February 06, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by cavscout

I'm not suggesting this by any means, but it's a decent toast from high school..

To the heat of the night...
Not to the heat that burns down shanty's
But to the heat that pulls down panties.

Ok, get yer butt over here and clean my computer now.

Mike

**GMan** · 17th February 06, 09:56 AM

Graham,

Finding the right words is always tough to do. I am sure that you will do well regardless of which one you use. I think it is a great and precious little tale, much better than some I have heard of that type.