Toast to the lassies

[Mike n NC]

I'm not suggesting this by any means, but it's a decent toast from high school..

To the heat of the night...
Not to the heat that burns down shanty's
But to the heat that pulls down panties.

Ok, get yer butt over here and clean my computer now.

Mike

[GMan]

Graham,

Finding the right words is always tough to do. I am sure that you will do well regardless of which one you use. I think it is a great and precious little tale, much better than some I have heard of that type.