Joke about a Scot

[Andrew Breecher]

This is really how Graham's post count is so high - he just posts twice about every topic.

Or he farms his account out to many people to post for him. This time two of those people happened to post the same thing within three days of each other. Tsk, shoddy workmanship, that.

Andrew.

[GlassMan]

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only one who tells the same set of jokes over and over and over and over and over...

[GMan]

Look at it this way, Graham is at least is remembering the joke, repeating is a great source of memory retention!

[Graham]

my kids are always telling me they've hear me tell a joke before.

[Jerry]

Here are a few one liners.

There are two things a Scot likes naked.
One of them is malt whisky!

Scotland suffers from only one thing - too much England

A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.

[way2fractious]

Now, y'all, just back off and give Graham a chance to continue practicing for grandfatherhood!

[TimC]

...I'll laugh the next time you tell it as well