Quote Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior
Where do you guys hang out? Even when wearing pants, protection of the jewels from attack or injury was never at the top of my mind. Maybe you hang around with a different crowd?

I will agree that a sporran does provide an additional layer of protection if somebody tries to punch you in the cojones, but somebody aiming a kick is still going to come in under the radar (or sporran)!

Whenever my nephews or nieces are around protecting the jewels is a top priority. Every one of those little ankle-bitters seems to think it is hilarious to run around aimlessly and then at random punch a male relative in the crotch. And their parents do nothing to stop the brats. They drive me insane sometimes. I've only 2 that I can stand and that's only because they are actually well-behaved little gentlemen. They'll be in my upcoming wedding as ring-bearers and as part of the wedding party they will be the only children allowed at the reception.