Joke about a Scot

[GMan]

Look at it this way, Graham is at least is remembering the joke, repeating is a great source of memory retention!

[Graham]

my kids are always telling me they've hear me tell a joke before.

[Jerry]

Here are a few one liners.

There are two things a Scot likes naked.
One of them is malt whisky!

Scotland suffers from only one thing - too much England

A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.

[way2fractious]

Now, y'all, just back off and give Graham a chance to continue practicing for grandfatherhood!

[TimC]

...I'll laugh the next time you tell it as well

[Nick]

A Scottish woman was riding on the top of a bus when she dropped two pence off the side. She dived after the money, and was immediately hit and killed by another bus.

The coroner who examined her body found she died of natural causes.

[UmAnOnion]

found this on the Scot Web Site regarding the reputation Scots have for 'frugality'
Good for a chuckle or two (or could start a flame war knowing this bunch )...

1 Copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny.
2 They heat knives in Scottish restaurants, so you don't use too much butter.
3 A Scotsman never buys an address book. He scores out the people he doesn't know in a telephone directory.
4 Scotsmen started wearing skirts because it was free for women to get into the football.
5 To avoid paying his fare, a Scot invented hiding in a train's toilet.
6 A Scot diving in a puddle to retrieve a five pence piece created Loch Lomond.
7 The most common ailment in Scottish hospitals is backache caused by locals stretching for their wallets.
8 A Scotsman goes to a wedding with elastic on his confetti.
9 If a Scotsman takes a coin out his sporran the queen blinks.
10 A Scotsman invented a cure for seasickness. He leant over the side of a boat with a ten pence in his mouth.