Honey, the dog fell in the moat again!

[Shay]

I've got some land just outside of Dallas that I was thinking about building a house on for when we visit the relatives. This could be really cool!

That would be awesome... not that I would angling for an invitation if you did...

My ex-wife and her friends,(answers to both questions).

Oy- throw an ex of mine in there, and you've got all bases covered!