Well, I was going to suggest that Nova Scotia might be appropriate because that's where the cajuns/acadians started out but it seems like the British were the ones who forced them out so it might certainly be a beaucoup faux pas to call any attention to that unfortunate event.

...however...think about this...if all those girls get beads by lifting their shirts, what is a kilted person going to do to get some beads...?

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