Not an airport but security checkpoint for Washington Monument in DC i was pretty much stripped. had to remove belt/buckle, sporran(metal ring), keys, cell phone, knife. The guards must not get out much, the kilt confused them. The stage whispered commentary gave me free rein to retort on their heritage and upbringing. God bless em, they figured out video cuts both ways. On the plus side the supervisor exchanged my terrorist material for badge and we traded back at end with no "lost" items.