Idiot in a skirt!

[Yaish]

I rarely ever get comments like that. If I do I just ignore them and continue talking to the bevy of attractive ladies that the kilt has collected.

[Rigged]

I got that recently. I offered him a seat next to me at the bar and paid for his next beer. Once we got to talking about work and women he forgot all about what I was wearing.

Killin'em with kindness usually works.