Quote Originally Posted by Tartan Hiker
When one straps on the article of our obsession, does one "wear the kilts" or does one "wear a kilt"?
Unless you plan to wear multiple kilts at once ( would be bloody warm as hell ), I would stick with the singular form.

I'm sure it would funny as hell to wear two or three kilts at once...especially if they were of dramatically different tartans, something like a couch fabric sampler I'm sure.