Quote Originally Posted by porrick
... An answer that works for me (when guys ask) is to look at them seriously, and say "I have always considered you as serious heterosexual, so you surprise me now. Any plans of coming out from the closet...?"
Good line, but kinda' like waving a red flag in front of a bull, don't you think? I think the only time I'd use it would be if I were in a contrary mood, and the guy was purposely being insulting. Most people that ask the question really don't realize they're being insulting; If I'm not into playing games with them, I'll just point that out - the old "would you be insulted if I asked you, out of the blue" response.