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  1. 30th March 06, 03:37 PM #1
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    Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger?

    A: Mick says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while the Scot says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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    A Scottish fitba fan told his mate, "My dug watches all the games. When my team wins it jumps up and doon and claps its wee paws. When we lose it somersaults."
    "Yer Kiddin me right? How many somersaults?" asked his impressed friend.
    The Fitba fan replied, "depends how often I kick it..."
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