Kilt(ish) jokes

[Yaish]

Cool song, even if its not accurate. Do you know of a recorded version one can hear for free? I cant seem to find a tune that matches the words.

[Sherry]

Cool song, even if its not accurate. Do you know of a recorded version one can hear for free? I cant seem to find a tune that matches the words.

You can see the music & hear a midi file here:
http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/d...tGRIGALOO.html

[Pour1Malt]

The Scottish coach driver was giving a tour of Scotland to a group of tourists.

The tour went through the countryside and the driver would point out sights of interest. He drove by this one area and said, "Over there is where the Scots PULVERIZED the English."

They drove on a little further and the driver pointed to another area along the roadway and said, "This is the place where the Scots MASSACRED the English.

Not much further down the road the driver told his passengers that on the right was the great battlefield where the Scots WHIPPED the English.

About that time a man on the bus, with a stiff English accent, said, "My good man, didn't the English win any battles around here"?

The bus driver responds, "No while I'm driving the coach".

[Pour1Malt]

There are two things a Scot likes naked!
One of them is malt whisky!

[Pour1Malt]

"I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling."
-Chic Murray, Scot, 1919-1985

[Pour1Malt]

"There are two rules for drinking whisky. First, never take whisky without water, and second, never take water without whisky." - Chic Murray

[Pour1Malt]

Q. How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?


A. 21! One to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.