When you get away with it please tell us all exactly what to say to the wife. I bought my first kilt a couple weeks ago, and plan to buy more after I shed a few pounds. That means I'll probably have one new kilt around mid-late May, and another in the fall. Now, I know that this is by no means a kilt buying spree, but to my fiance, (who still isn't too sure what I'm doing wearing a kilt) it will seem like I'm just pissing money away, and I'll hear about it. So please,...help,....teach me the secret,.....I'm begging you.