It wraps my thighs
Better than my pants, my jeans both short & long
In my dreams,
I stand with my brethren several million strong.

Kilts in the wind,
All we wear are kilts in the wind.

They say were wrong,
“A man who won’t wear pants is just a travesty”
We know what’s true
We refuse to fall into their tyranny.

Kilts in the wind,
All we wear are kilts in the wind.

Just try it on
We’ll show you how to wear the kilt and plaid and fly
Just feel the sway,
Nothing else in life could ever move this way

Kilts in the wind,
All we wear are kilts in the wind.
Kilts in the wind,
All we wear are kilts in the wind.
Kilts in the wind,
All we wear are kilts in the wind