Just run to your local fabric store... buy yourself 5.5 yards of a cotton duck material in the color of your choosing.

Then go here and follow those instructions to make one yourself. I've made one already from a RealTree style camo cotton duck material. It's machine washable, machine dryable, and durable. It's not 100% perfect, but then it was my first shot. Working on #2 in a cheap plaid right now.

I've got nothing against buying kilts... but I have 3 kids, a wife, a paintball hobby, a RenFaire hobby, and I'm saving to purchase a BMW in October. As much as I would LOVE to have a caramel UK Workman, the $200 can be better spent elsewhere. So, I know where you're coming from. :