Last week my sister (of all people!) was bugging me with "the question" and I answered her with this:
"modesty is the best policy"
Which silenced (and confused) her for a bit. I think it's a great phrase. It answers nothing but suggests that we kilted gents, regardless of what is worn or not worn under the kilt, are gentlemen.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Here are some possible responses. Take them with a grain of salt.
1 - "You mean you don't know?"
2 - "Moooooooom!"
3 - "My shoes and socks! What kind of son did you think you raised?"
4 - "Why isn't my kilt long enough?!"
This one usually puts an end to it (with apologies)
"Depends on how much lipstick (wife's name) is wearing." (let her think about it a sec and say
"Any other questions?"
Last saturday we took her out for lunch and when the waitresses (always those waitresses!) giggled behind my back my mom adressed them...
Mom: "no...he's not wearing anything underneath his kilt!" (all could hear...)
Waitresses: " "
My wife: "and he's not for sale!"
Waitresses...and half the restaurant: " "
Me: " "
Last saturday we took her out for lunch and when the waitresses (always those waitresses!) giggled behind my back my mom adressed them...
Mom: "no...he's not wearing anything underneath his kilt!" (all could hear...)
Waitresses: " "
My wife: "and he's not for sale!"
Waitresses...and half the restaurant: " "
Me: " "
Family!...arghhhhh!!!!!!!
Sounds like something my mom would do...that is great!
Originally Posted by Prester John
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