I can empty a pint of Guinness and than order another....

I can tell the difference between single malt and blends and I can tell the region of the whisky (most of the time).

I have learnt how to sit like a lady.......not sure why I sweep my jeans and shorts now though

I have learnt to show of the wedding ring so that I don't have to turn down all these women everytime they approach

I have learnt that kilted men are often the most enjoyable to shoot the breeze with.

Now to go about learning an instrument and to improve my sewing.