I opened a can of whoopass...

[Yaish]

The most common recipe is to mix with beer-battered *******, but you can try it with some jerked loudmouth too.

[Jerry]

Actually, I seem to recall seeing canned whoopass at a Spenser' s gift shop.

[KiltedKnight]

I generally wait until some jerk opens the can of whoopass. Then the contents of the can, like revenge, is best served hot and promptly.

Chris.

[Rob Wright]

It's what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast every day.

Rob

[davedove]

It's interesting that Whoopass seems to be one of the few things that are better canned.

[KiltedBishop]

I personally keep cans of various sizes availible. Indiviudal sized cans, multi-pack cans, family sized, and of course ultra-mega-low-mart-club sized. this way you are ready for any occasion that might arise.
I think of it like keeping champagne on ice...just in case.

[arrogcow]

It's interesting that Whoopass seems to be one of the few things that are better canned.

Now, see, I prefer fresh made-from-scratch Whoopass. I only use the canned when I'm in a hurry or really don't care that much.

Adam

[Riverkilt]

I use it as a meat tenderizer.

Ron