Kilted Newbie in the Midwest

**Kilted KT** · 25th April 06, 09:29 AM

Welcome to the forum!

Has the jonesing started yet?

**Prester John** · 25th April 06, 09:33 AM

As from Big Paul, welcome from another Midwesterner!

Welcome aboard!

**Pour1Malt** · 25th April 06, 09:46 AM

guid oan ya!

welcome laddie

slainte mhath!

**starbkjrus** · 25th April 06, 10:12 AM

Welcome. Pull up a chair and stay a while.

**Livingston** · 25th April 06, 10:27 AM

Welcome to the addiction. We do have a 12 step program here that you will enjoy.

My children and grandchildren live a couple hours down the road from you in DSM. Might have to stop in Omaha for a kilt night the next time we go thru.

**Southern Breeze** · 25th April 06, 10:34 AM

Welcome aboard.

**andyfg** · 26th April 06, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Livingston

Welcome to the addiction. We do have a 12 step program here that you will enjoy.

step 1: get a kilt
step 2: get another kilt
step 3: get another kilt
step 4: make a fearless confession, and get another kilt
step 5: get another . . .

Welcome and enjoy!

**Livingston** · 27th April 06, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by andyfg

step 1: get a kilt
step 2: get another kilt
step 3: get another kilt
step 4: make a fearless confession, and get another kilt
step 5: get another . . .

Welcome and enjoy!

Nope...goes like this:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.