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[Caradoc]

I read an article recently where a guy started with a red paper clip and is trying to trade it up to a house. Through a series of trades for bigger and bigger things, I believe it said he is now up to vehicle.

Last I'd heard, he'd traded a year of paid housing for an afternoon with Alice Cooper.

[Sherry]

I wonder if the wrapper has been licked clean.

[Jerry]

Maybe it was from a Kit Kat which Elvis consumed, or at least it was found on a street near Graceland.