Quote Originally Posted by andyfg
step 1: get a kilt
step 2: get another kilt
step 3: get another kilt
step 4: make a fearless confession, and get another kilt
step 5: get another . . .

Welcome and enjoy!
Nope...goes like this:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.