For The Newbies (and everyone else)

[GTRMAN]

Here it is, (in no particular order) the official 12 step guide to kilted success and happiness.


Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

Note- step 11 is very important to your progress.

I've posted this before but decided to give it it's own thread.

Thanks for the advice, but I must say that as much as I like kilts, I abhor "dressing up".. So the likelihood that I buy fly plaids, jackets or anything else of the sort is VERY small.

I just prefer to keep it as casual as possible...

And I know I'll probably be crucified for saying this but I also can't stand the taste of Scotch Whiskey.. Not too surprising as I rarely drink ANY liquor..

A good Pilsner or Lager on the other hand....