Kilted Newbie in the Midwest

**andyfg** · 27th April 06, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Livingston

Nope...goes like this:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

Ah, being a relative newbie, I had not seen the official 12 step program. But, now having been enlightened I realize that I am already well on the way to recovery! Thanks for the insight.

**mkmound** · 27th April 06, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by andyfg

Ah, being a relative newbie, I had not seen the official 12 step program. But, now having been enlightened I realize that I am already well on the way to recovery! Thanks for the insight.

What???

You want to recover?? Order another kilt and a sporran quickly, then lie down with a cold, wet cloth on your forehead!! Guys, I think he's in need of more help than most!!!

Mark