Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
cuid hae been worse....

cuid hae been a wee demented Hamish- poppin oot an tellin' ya everything ya own is WRANG!
I now have the mental image of all the leperchuans from "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" dressed in kilts while rummaging through closets, chests, and wardrobes ...

"Solid shirts, not patterns!"
"Is that tartan or a picnic cloth!?"
"Have ya got no good shoes?!"
"He's got no charcoal hose!"