Quote Originally Posted by bangkok kilt
So what's the consensus out there? I went for the stall to avoid any embarrassment (no pun intended). I'm really pretty baffled on this one.
This is one of several reasons that putting your sporran strap or chain through the belt loops is a bad idea - just slide the sporran off to one side, and lift the apron out of the way. If the sporran strap is belt-looped, you can't do that so easily.

Finish up, slide it back over, wash hands.

Now, for a difficult time, figure out how to use a Porta-Potty in a belted plaid.