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    I use a stall. I don't like the idea that part of the kilt might come in contact with the urinal.

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    Have fun with it.

    I like to stand outside the restrooms and look at the sign with the woman in a skirt, then at the sign with the guy in pants and scratch my head as if confused...

    Or go up to staff after and say, "I did not mean to upset the lass but there was a sign showing a gentleman with his kilt on so I went on in...."

    I use the urinal for convenience...if the height is right... if there is a divider between it and the next urinal (don't need some guy spattering on my kilt), and if the bottom of the urinal sticks out far enough...some of the stubby ones you gotta stand too close and I don't wanna clean a urinal with my kilt and sporran.

    Do use a stall if my belt/sporran is gonna take a bunch of rearranging or if the bottom of the urinal is too stubby.

    When wearing a kilt with pockets, particularly those deep pockets like UK Mockers and Survivals, I gotta MAKE SURE they are out of the way....they tend to swing in when the kilt apron is lifted.

    In cold weather, in a cold restroom, using the urinal spills out the hot air under the kilt and it can be chilly for a while after.

    I've yet to have anyone make a smart remark or even pass me a kilt compliment while in a men's room....let a lone hit on me.

    Somewhere, someone posted a pic of a line of kilted men at a trough type urinal - what a fantastic kilt pic that was...

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    Here's why the lass was upset.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt
    Somewhere, someone posted a pic of a line of kilted men at a trough type urinal - what a fantastic kilt pic that was...

    Ron
    This pic?

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    You can order that poster from the brewery.

    http://www.highlandbrewing.com/main.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedmusiclover
    You can order that poster from the brewery.

    http://www.highlandbrewing.com/main.htm

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    I have it outside my cubicle at work.
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    Is any one on the site old enough to remember the Mr Tweedy Cartoons in the paper? (does anyone remember what a paper is). One of the cartoons showed a sign painter painting the ladies sign and mispelled it laddies. I seem to remember that there were some kilted men in the background.

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    I remember Mr. Tweedy, but not that particular strip. Reminds me of the joke about the young Scottish boy who did not care to learn to read. That is until he could not figure out which one was ladies and which was laddies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wompet
    This pic?

    looks about right, although I don't think I'd be bringing me pipes into the restroom..

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    Crack me up! Great pic, but no, that's not the one. The pic in my besotted mind was a back shot of about four or five kilted guys standing side by side at a long trough type urinal.

    Great cartoon too....


    Story of my kilted life...

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