Ah-ha. Not only do I get GAS (6 and gassing) but I get MAS (Mandolin Acquisition Syndrome – 2). Now I’ve gone and added “jonesing”… talk about living in the material world.

Seriously though, I don’t think ‘jonesing’ is limited to kilts. Perhaps we all just suffer from KAS. After all, KAS happens.

I'm in trouble now.